Glorp and Florp are on a mission to quit their jobs as low-ranked Sludge Hunters for The Company. Taking out cosmic scum has become boring as shit, as the duo really just want to focus on their band, Cataclysmic Death Ray. Glorp pulls some strings and gets them a target that could make them rich beyond their wildest dreams if successful. They could finally get some merch made, cut a record and tour anywhere in the universe-without having to take out bad dudes between gigs.
Before the quest even begins, things go south quickly. Glorp lives by his own set of rules. Florp starts uncovering his own cloudy past and he’s not ready for it. Maybe that will be the key to their escape from the long shadow of doom.
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8.14.26
The Mars Volta: Roulette Dares // The Widow
8.4.2026
Drive Like Jehu. Their second and final record, paved the way for some many post-hardcore, punk alternative bands. Their chaotic tracks hit you like a fucking wall of wasps. Which may sound like a bad time- but if you like noisey, mathy, jerky type stuff you’ll dig it.
Drive Like Jehu- Yank Crime, 1994
7.2.2026
Florps Castle - Cheer Up Peaches
The first installment of a new series I’ll be working on when I feel like it. Florp’s Castle is loosely based on the time me and my best friends had a band house together and all the nonsense we got up to.
SUMMER MIX TAPE
6.26.26
PAINTINGS/ INK WASH FROM 2010-2012
6.25.26
PHOTOGRAPHY
6.19.2026
MIDWEST SKATEBOARDING MONTAGE 2009. COMPILATION OF SOME OF MY FOOTAGE GROWING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOTHING—MIDWEST.
MUSIC: PENTAGRAM, WHEEL OF FORTUNE
A collection of skate montages I put together back in the days, from the early 2010’s/ Southern California.
6.17.2026
MESMER, THE UNRELEASED DEMOS
Mesmer demos unearthed! Recorded in 2019, in Oakland, CA. These are tracks we demo’ed for our first full length album. We went into the studio 2020 with these tracks, ready to make a record. It was February 2020 and partway through our scheduled sessions the world went on lockdown. We all parted ways and never got back to finish it. Here’s a taste of what it would of sounded like…
6.6.2026
I’M REALLY GOOD AT MASKING
Digital Painting, 2026
6.1.2026
Florp’s Abyss, Concept Art Entry #1
Florp and Vool the Witchlord
SUFFER NO FOOLS
FLORPS ABYSS PODCAST
The time Glorp and Florp tried making a podcast. I don’t think Florp really gets it.